Finite Simple Group (of Order Two)

Finite Simple Group (of Order Two)
The Klein Four Group

The path of love is never smooth
But mine’s continuous for you
You’re the upper bound in the chains of my heart
You’re my Axiom of Choice, you know it’s true

But lately our relation’s not so well-defined
And I just can’t function without you
I’ll prove my proposition and I’m sure you’ll find
We’re a finite simple group of order two

I’m losing my identity
I’m getting tensor every day
And without loss of generality
I will ume that you feel the same way

Since every time I see you, you just quotient out
The faithful image that I map into
But when we’re one-to-one you’ll see what I’m about
‘Cause we’re a finite simple group of order two

Our equivalence was stable,
A principal love bundle sitting deep inside
But then you drove a wedge between our two-forms
Now everything is so complexified

When we first met, we simply connected
My heart was open but too dense
Our system was already directed
To have a finite limit, in some sense

I’m living in the kernel of a rank-one map
From my domain, its image looks so blue,
‘Cause all I see are zeroes, it’s a cruel trap
But we’re a finite simple group of order two

I’m not the smoothest operator in my class,
But we’re a mirror pair, me and you,
So let’s apply forgetful functors to the past
And be a finite simple group, a finite simple group,
Let’s be a finite simple group of order two
(Oughter: “Why not three?”)

I’ve proved my proposition now, as you can see,
So let’s both be ociative and free
And by corollary, this shows you and I to be
Purely inseparable. Q. E. D.

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25 Responses to “Finite Simple Group (of Order Two)”

  1. You guys are …
    You guys are fricking awesome XD
    Compliments for both lyrics and performance with “acappella” and beatboxing! =)

  2. AdrianoRSampieri on August 27th, 2009 at 7:20 am

    This is absolutely …
    This is absolutely awesome hahahahahahha

  3. just leave it to …
    just leave it to grad students

  4. FUCKIN GENIUS!
    IN GENIUS!

  5. handbuiltbyrobots1 on August 27th, 2009 at 7:20 am

    hahahah :D this is …
    hahahah :D this is amazing!

  6. this is catchy
    this is catchy

  7. crystalclearwolf on August 27th, 2009 at 7:20 am

    cuute!
    cuute!


  8. Wow, I love this …
    Wow, I love this one. I looked it the third time now and I just can’t stop laughing. XD

  9. I’m terribad at …
    I’m terribad at science(jk) but i still find it amusing.

  10. hamsterxhamster on August 27th, 2009 at 7:20 am


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  11. What’s the last …
    What’s the last element in the group of order 3? Woman? Man? Space monkey?

  12. I suppose that he …
    I suppose that he needs to be her inverse as well… and both idempotent… I think that completes the definition. :D

  13. michaelwesolowski on August 27th, 2009 at 7:20 am

    My mathie heart …
    My mathie heart rejoices at this creativity! There must be more!

  14. Brilliant! I love …
    Brilliant! I love nerd jokes :)

  15. oniontakersubs on August 27th, 2009 at 7:20 am

    i wonder then, what …
    i wonder then, what his inverse is?
    he needs to work that out to get to her :P

  16. This is amazing!!!! …
    This is amazing!!!! Absolutely love it!!! I also like how you’re called the Klein Four Group…XD

  17. love it :) !
    love it :) !

  18. omg, what a bunch …
    omg, what a bunch of nerds! that’s why I went to Caltech

  19. What do you get …
    What do you get when you take the contour integral of Western Europe?
    Zero, ’cause all the poles are in Eastern Europe.
    Erratum: there ARE actually poles in Western Europe, but they are all removable.

  20. Really good xD!

    ” …
    Really good xD!

    “My heart was open but too dense”

    ojajoajoaojajoaojao

  21. Finite Simple Group …
    Finite Simple Group?
    I believe this is an INFINITE EXCELLENT GROUP ! :)

  22. SIMPLY FANTASTIC!!!!
    SIMPLY FANTASTIC!!!!

  23. Obviously, a whole …
    Obviously, a whole lot of math jokes that I will never get, no matter how big of a math nerd I become.
    BEAUTIFUL harmonies, though.

  24. Haha, brilliant.

    Haha, brilliant.
    and you guys have some good harmonies too.

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